A parody of “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns n’ Roses
by Irving Katz

Finger in her bunghole
Tonight will be the night
If I take it nice and slow
Then my wife will be all right
She is the open-minded type
But if push comes to shove
She has lots of gay friends
And likes reading Savage Love

In her bunghole
Finger in her bunghole
She’s already on her
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
I just want to please!

Finger in her bunghole
I will have no regret
Its something that I’ve dreamed about
Ever since we met
And she’s a very sexy girl
Adventurous and fun
I think its pretty safe to say
It ain’t the worst she’s done

In her bunghole
Finger in her bunghole
Should I remove our, our wedding ring?
I hope its no big thing!

Finger in her bunghole
I caught her by surprise
I must admit I’m kinda scared
Of that look inside her eyes
I think I’ve made a big mistake
She’s not taking it real well
I don’t think that its necessary
That she starts to yell

In her bunghole
Finger in her bunghole
Now I’m begging on my
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Come back in here, please!

If your wife has never, ever said she was down…
Not down… Not down… Not down…

You know what I did?
Went in her bunghole, baby!
I’M GONNA DIE!

In her bunghole
Finger in her bunghole
Now I’m begging on my
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
In her bunghole
Finger in her bunghole
Should I throw out our, our wedding ring?
In her bunghole
Finger in her bunghole
Now I’m begging on my
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Right In her bunghole
Finger in her bunghole
Now I’m begging on my…
I’m gonna sleep on the god damned couch. HUH.