A parody of “Hot in Herre” by Nelly
by Irving Katz
Shit in… Who shit in herre?
Who shit in… WHOA!
Smell a little bit of… (uh, uh)
With a little bit of… (uh, uh)
(Smell a little bit of… (uh, uh))
(With a little bit of… (uh, uh))
(Did you eat a little… (uh, uh))
(And a little bit of… (uh, uh))
I was like, jeezy peezy, lunch was so greazy (uh)
Went down eazy, now I feel queazy,
Lookin’ for a bathroom to drop my load (you know)
Tryin’ to find an unoccupied commode (and uh)
I’m freakin’, ass is leakin’ (oh)
Trailing behind a cloud that’s reekin’ (check it)
Sneaking up to the executive crapper
Penthouse, top floor, seat has a wrapper
Penguin walkin’, got no time for talkin’, its knockin’
I need to get up up to the tenth floor
Drop my trou and lock the door (oh)
‘Cause I feel like bustin’ loose
My ass sounds like a goose (uh, uh)
And can’t nobody stop the juice
So legendary is my deuce
My boss said
Who took a shit in here? (who shit?)
Its burning up my nose
I did, I had to go,
I barely got my pants off
Who took a shit in here? (who shit?)
Its burning up my nose
I did, I had to go,
I barely got my pants off
Just get the hell out!
Why you up on ten? This ain’t your department
Do I follow you home and stink up your apartment?
Where you work? In sales? Is that your ambition?
‘Cuz tomorrow I get a hundred people that want your position
You better tell me why you thought it OK to shit here
And you left a nasty shit smear
Bottle of freshener, you could have sprayed it
Ruined all of the good hard work the maid did
God damn your stink is all over this joint
Ain’t smelled this since egg night at West Point
Where do I shit now? Not that anyone cares
You even left behind a couple of hairs
Well, sir, let me say that what I did pales
With what they do daily in the bathroom in sales
And by the time I sat down and finally unloaded
I thought my butt exploded
Who took a shit in here? (who shit?)
Its burning up my nose
I did, I had to go,
I barely got my pants off
Who took a shit in here? (who shit?)
Its burning up my nose
I did, I had to go,
I barely got my pants off
Just get the hell out!
Smell a little bit of… (uh, uh)
With a little bit of… (uh, uh)
Just get the hell out!
Did you eat a little… (uh, uh)
And a little bit of… (uh, uh)
Just get the hell out!
Smell a little bit of… (uh, uh)
With a little bit of… (uh, uh)
Just get the hell out!
Did you eat a little… (uh, uh)
And a little bit of… (uh, uh)
Just get the hell out!
YO
Start cleaning, its demeaning
The situation calls for your intervening
What?
I’m not fucking kidding, son
Oh
You better fucking do it
Extra, extra, you spread the news
To the sales, marketing, and accounting crews
When it comes time for you to drop the boom
Don’t think about using my fucking restroom
WHOA!
Who took a shit in here? (who shit?)
Its burning up my nose
I did, I had to go,
I barely got my pants off
Who took a shit in here? (who shit?)
Its burning up my nose
I did, I had to go,
I barely got my pants off
Just get the hell out!
Who took a shit in here? (who shit?)
Its burning up my nose
I did, I had to go,
I barely got my pants off
Smell a little bit of… (uh, uh)
With a little bit of… (uh, uh)
Just get the hell out!
Did you eat a little… (uh, uh)
And a little bit of… (uh, uh)
Just get the hell out!
Smell a little bit of… (uh, uh)
With a little bit of… (uh, uh)
Just get the hell out!
Did you eat a little… (uh, uh)
And a little bit of… (uh, uh)
WHOA!