Make A Gayby
A song parody of “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen
by Irving Katz (special thanks to Michael Kupferman)

I’m done forever with boys
They treat us like we are toys
But you I always enjoy
Except you’re totally gay

Together we could have bliss
We love to hug and to kiss
Now don’t be quick to dismiss
Just ‘cause you’re totally gay

You’re bad at throwing
You like clothes and sewing
Our moms would be crowing
Guess where this is going, baby!

Hey, I would wed you
And this is crazy
Let’s get together
And make a gayby
You know that I’m right
About this, baby
Let’s get together
And make a gayby

Hey, I would wed you
And this is crazy
Let’s get together
And make a gayby
And all our moms want
Are grandbabies
Let’s get together
And make a gayby

You are your mom’s crowning jewel
She thinks you’re awesome and cool
but we knew back in high school
That you are totally gay

Now, look, I’m down on one knee
Please, please say yes to my plea
We can forever watch Glee
A show that’s totally gay

You’re bad at throwing
You like clothes and sewing
Our moms would be crowing
Guess where this is going, baby!

Hey, I would wed you
And this is crazy
Let’s get together
And make a gayby
You know that I’m right
About this, baby
Let’s get together
And make a gayby

Hey, I would wed you
And this is crazy
Let’s get together
And make a gayby
And all our moms want
Are grandbabies
Let’s get together
And make a gayby

Before I had this idea
I just was so sad
I just was so sad
I just was so, so sad

Before I had this idea
I just was so sad
But now I’m so glad
I just was so, so sad

You know that I’m right
About this, baby
Let’s get together
And make a gayby

Hey, I would wed you
And this is crazy
Let’s get together
And make a gayby
And all our moms want
Are grandbabies
Let’s get together
And make a gayby

Before I had this idea
I just was so sad
I just was so sad
I just was so, so sad

Before I had this idea
I just was so sad
But now I’m so glad
I just was so, so sad

Let’s make a gayby!