A parody of “My Girl” by The Temptations
by Irving Katz

I’m in Bangkok
On a business trip
And I’m out and about
With a girl on my hip

She has it all
And she’s almost six feet tall
Thai girl (Thai girl, Thai girl)
Talkin ‘bout Thai girl (Thai girl)

I don’t know why you all
Givin’ me so much heck
You say her feet are too long
And there’s a bump on her neck

Well, why should I care
‘Bout a little facial hair?
Thai girl (Thai girl, Thai girl)
Talkin ‘bout Thai girl (Thai girl)

Oooooh-hooooh!

Didn’t need too much money
To impress my brunette
Gonna spend the whole weekend
With her in Phuket

Well, I’d guess you’d say
Why so cheerful and so gay?
Thai girl (Thai girl, Thai girl)
Talkin ‘bout Thai girl (Thai girl)

(Talkin’ bout Thai girl)
I’ve only spent but a single day with Thai girl
Hope nothing will get in the way of Thai girl
Talkin ‘bout, talkin ‘bout, talkin ‘bout Thai girl

Whoooo! Thai girl…