A parody of “Disco Inferno” by The Trammps
by Irving Katz

It burns, baby, burns!
It burns, baby, burns!
It burns, baby, burns!
It burns, baby, burns!

On last Friday (yes)
got so drunk and high
Women gettin’ loose, y’all
Puttin’ down 80 proof (ya hear?)
I brought my “A” game
Picked up Nicole
Took her home, our passions flamin’
When our pleasure started (to) explode
But now my body says

It burns, baby, burns – dickhole inferno!
Burns, baby, burns – like I’ve never known!
It burns, baby, burns – dickhole inferno!
Burns, baby, burns – like I’ve never known!
(Burnin’!)

Drunken attraction
has led to this painful reaction
No condom when we fucked
Now my schlong might self-destruct
The heat is on
Rising to the top (ow!)
Free clinic’s next stop
Time to get that medicine shot
Because my body says

It burns, baby, burns – dickhole inferno!
Burns, baby, burns – like I’ve never known!
It burns, baby, burns – dickhole inferno!
Burns, baby, burns – like I’ve never known!

And inside my head, I think I’ll never fuck again
‘Cause it feels right now that my piss contains cayenne

Drunken attraction
has led to this painful reaction
No condom when we fucked
Now my schlong might self-destruct
The heat is on
Rising to the top (ow!)
Free clinic’s next stop
Time to get that medicine shot
Because my body says

It burns, baby, burns – dickhole inferno!
Burns, baby, burns – like I’ve never known!
It burns, baby, burns – dickhole inferno!
Burns, baby, burns – like I’ve never known!
It burns, baby, burns – dickhole inferno!
Burns, baby, burns – like I’ve never known!
It burns, baby, burns – dickhole inferno!
Burns, baby, burns – like I’ve never known!