A parody of “SexyBack” by Justin Timberlake
by Irving Katz
dedicated to Rachael Strauss

I’m brought some Chinese back
I got a lot and, baby, its no snack
I love Lo Mein as if its made with crack
The rest for lunch tomorrow I will pack

Put it in the fridge!

What I crave
Is greasy takeout, baby, I’m your slave
Its just that Chinese makes me misbehave
I’ll probably wind up in an early grave

Let’s have another course!

Chinese food
Go ahead, eat all of it
Sauce of a duck
Go ahead, eat all of it
MSG
Go ahead, eat all of it
Eggroll me
Go ahead, eat all of it
Chopsticks is what I’m working with
Go ahead, eat all of it
Straight to my hips
Go ahead, eat all of it
It makes me smile
Go ahead, eat all of it
Feed my child
Go ahead, eat all of it
And get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it

Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it

Get your Chinese on

I’m bringing Chinese back
Enough to feed that mofo we call Shaq
My arteries are filling up with plaque
There’s still a bunch that’s all up in this sack.

Put it in the fridge!

What I crave
Is greasy takeout, baby, I’m your slave
Its just that Chinese makes me misbehave
I’ll probably wind up in an early grave

Let’s have another course!

Chinese food
Go ahead, eat all of it
Sauce of a duck
Go ahead, eat all of it
MSG
Go ahead, eat all of it
Eggroll me
Go ahead, eat all of it
Chopsticks is what I’m working with
Go ahead, eat all of it
Straight to my hips
Go ahead, eat all of it
It makes me smile
Go ahead, eat all of it
Feed my child
Go ahead, eat all of it
And get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it

Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it

Get your Chinese on

I’m bringing Chinese back
This happy addict got his bag of smack
You mother fuckers watch how I attack
That Moo Goo Gai Pan and the Peking Quack

Let’s have another course!

Chinese food
Go ahead, eat all of it
Sauce of a duck
Go ahead, eat all of it
MSG
Go ahead, eat all of it
Eggroll me
Go ahead, eat all of it
Chopsticks is what I’m working with
Go ahead, eat all of it
Straight to my hips
Go ahead, eat all of it
It makes me smile
Go ahead, eat all of it
Feed my child
Go ahead, eat all of it
And get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it

Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it
Get your Chinese on
Go ahead, eat all of it

Get your Chinese on