A parody of Your Song by Elton John
by Irving Katz

Its a little bit funny, the way you get high
That dirty old pipe makes you cough ‘til you cry
I blow glass for money, so here’s what I did
I made you a hookah that looks like a squid

If you chased the dragon, or liked to do blow,
Or prefer to take Molly at a musical show,
You might not think much of this work I can do
My gift is my bong and this one’s for you

And you can tell everybody this is your bong
It has ten tubes upon it, enough for a throng
I hope you don’t mind, I hope you don’t mind if I load up some herb
You take the first hit, it will be superb

There’s a deck on the roof, invite all your chums
Tell a few to bring girlfriends and some drum circle drums
‘Cause this pot is quite kind, there’s enough to share
I’ll get some beers and snacks and I’ll meet you all there

So excuse me for being so quiet and zoned
You see your new hookah got everyone really stoned
Anyway, enjoy it, that’s what I mean
It’s the nicest pipe that I’ve ever seen

And you can tell everybody this is your bong
It has ten tubes upon it, enough for a throng
I hope you don’t mind, I hope you don’t mind if I load up some herb
You take the first hit, it will be superb

I hope you don’t mind, I hope you don’t mind if I load up some herb
You take the first hit, it will be superb