A Parody of “Come To My Window” by Melissa Etheridge
by Irving Katz

I know we haven’t done it since our last romantic date
I know you swore you’d save yourself and wouldn’t masturbate
I didn’t think to strip the sheets before we hit the sack
I didn’t know how far it goes when you’ve been holding back

It can reach me
It can reach me
It can reach me

Cum on my pillow
Pearly white
Shines in the light of the moon
Cum on my pillow
Wash it off soon

I guess I should be happy that it isn’t on my face
But is this gonna happen every time or just this case?
‘Cause I’m not sure if it will stain or come out with some Tide
And these are my favorite sheets… Look, next time come inside

‘Cause I can’t bleach them
I can’t bleach them
Oh… I can’t bleach them

Cum on my pillow
Pearly white
Shines in the light of the moon
Cum on my pillow
Wash it off soon

I’m not getting out of bed
I’m too tired to even think
I’m doing laundry tomorrow anyway

Cum on my pillow
Pearly white
Shines in the light of the moon
Cum on my pillow
Wash it off soon