It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Month
A parody of “It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year” by Andy Williams
by Irving Katz

It’s the most horrible time of the month.
With the kids tattle-telling,
My wife fucking yelling and being a cunth,
It’s the most horrible time of the month.
It’s the pre-menstrual week, oh my gawd.
With those chocolate cravings and mad-woman ravings
When you might get clawed
It’s the pre-menstrual week, oh my gawd.

There’ll be take-out for eating
While she sits there bleating
And looking for something to throw
While I tell the kids stories
And take inventories
Of PMS from long, long ago
It’s the most horrible time of the month.

The mood swings start slowing
When she starts a-flowing,
‘Til then there’s no funth.
It’s the most horrible time of the month.

There’ll be take-out for eating
While she sits there bleating
And looking for something to throw
While I tell the kids stories
And take inventories
Of PMS from long, long ago
It’s the most horrible time of the month.

The mood swings start slowing
When she starts a-flowing,
‘Til then there’s no funth.

It’s the most horrible time
It’s the most horrible time
It’s the most horrible time of the month.