Jailbait
A parody of “Jailbreak” by Thin Lizzy
by Irving Katz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo3u04vY1E

Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait
Somewhere at this prom.
Me, a chaperone, I don’t like it.
I’m sobered up and staying calm.

Her cleavage out, swinging right to left,
I mustn’t stare at her youthful heft,
Or watch ‘em sway as she dance away.
Need to catch my breath.

Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait
Somewhere at the prom.
Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait,
And now here comes her mom…

Now here comes her mom…

Tonight I might get in trouble
If this girl won’t behave.
See, the boys too shy to do nothin’.
Holy shit, did she just wave?

Her mother’s busy yapping in my ear,
Tryin’ to listen, tryin’ not to leer,
But those head-lights got me
Like a deer.

Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait
Somewhere at the prom.
Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait,
I got sweat on my palm…

Tonight there’s gonna trouble
I’m gonna find myself in.
Tonight there’s gonna be trouble,
When is this night gonna end?

I mustn’t waver…

Sneak out!

Tonight I really gotta sneak out,
A chaperone I am not.
I hope no one tries to stop me,
This girl is way too hot.

This girl’s on my trail!
Tonight’s the night all systems fail.
She looks like a full-grown female…
Post my bail!

Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait
Somewhere at the prom.
Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait,
If this was a test, I bombed.

Tonight there’s gonna trouble
I’m gonna find myself in.
Tonight there’s gonna be trouble,
My marriage is probably gonna end.