Leaving on the Trump Train
A parody of Leaving on a Jet Plane by John Denver (as performed by Peter, Paul, and Mary)
By Irving Katz

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVEATF7VNTk
Lyrics: https://g.co/kgs/2j182p

All the courts are packed, I’m ready to go
To spend my days at Mar-a-Lago
Refusing to admit to my demise
‘Cause the news is breakin’, been up since four
I’m running again in ‘24
Already raising funds on all my lies

Believe me and fight for me
The vote was rigged by absentee
I promise I will never let it go
I’m leaving on the Trump Train
Make America Great Again… Again
Ivanka… I hate to go

There’s so many times Fox let me down
Hand-picked judges made me the clown
Watching Newsmax is my favorite thing
Every rally speech, I’ll speak for you
Every tweet I tweet, I’ll tweet for you
When I come back, I’ll build that wall that Spring

Believe me and fight for me
The vote was rigged by absentee
I promise I will never let it go
I’m leaving on the Trump Train
Make America Great Again… Again
Ivanka… I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, I’ll mislead you
Then close your eyes, as I pretend to pray
Dream about the days to come
New tax to cut, new depths to plumb
About the times, I won’t have to say

Believe me and fight for me
The vote was rigged by absentee
I promise I will never let it go
I’m leaving on the Trump Train
Make America Great Again… Again
Ivanka… I hate to go